Gin Martini Calls
How to Value a Species and Why We Should Care
Creating a Synopsis
Woolly Mammoth
Ralph emails: Anyway - starting is necessary...
Foreword
Humphead Wrasse
Singapore Freshwater Crab
Grunting Spiked Turt
Amur Leopard
Invasion of the Gonzovationists
Groglick
Red Wowlet
Jamaican Iguana
Sumatran Rhinoceros
Mountain Gorilla
Hawksbill Turtle
Bornean Orangutan
Sumatran Orangutan
Chinese Pangolin
Sunda Pangolin
Pygmy Tarsier
Maned Three-toed Sloth
The Visitation
Hector's Dolphin
Hippopotamus
Irrawaddy Dolphin
African Elephant
Asian Elephant
Bonobo
Saiga Antelope
Northern Hairy-nosed Wombat
Angelshark
Pygmy Three-toed Sloth
Tarzan's Chameleon
Black-footed Ferret
Przewalski's Horse
Striped Spirit Wine
Cuban Crocodile
Kanab Ambersnail
Pool-strutting Monkeychick
Philippine Crocodile
Seychelles Sheath-tailed Bat
Digg Soiler
Dratsab
White Rhinoceros
Atlantic Bluefin Tuna
Southern Bluefin Tuna
Pacific Bluefin Tuna
Golden-rumped Sengi
Lord Howe Island Stick Insect
Luristan Newt
Rat-arsed Skunk
Aye-aye
Baad Guttering
Gnat Flutterby
Little Mother Moth
Red Wolf
Tiger
Grevy's Zebra
Giant Panda
Borneo Pygmy Elephant
Snow Leopard
Chimpanzee
Terry Cotter - the Island's Potter
Fin Whale
Galápagos Sea Lion
Black Rhinoceros
Blue Whale
Golden Bamboo Lemur
Long-nosed Gwylim
Black Spider Monkey
Suicide Palm
Addax or White Antelope
African Wild Dog
Amazonian Manatee
American Manatee or West Indian Manatee
African Manatee
Grey Nurse Shark
Garden Bumblebee
Polar Bear
Articulated Bumlice
Greek Red Damsel
Lion
Hula Painted Frog
Indri
Delhi Sands Flower-loving Fly
Western Long-beaked Echidna
Eastern Long-beaked Echidna
Sir David's Long-beaked Echidna
Visiting the Steadman Uncontinuum
Mongolian Beaver
Volcano Rabbit
African Wild Ass
Dylis Voryd
Peacock Parachute Spider
Saint Lucia Racer
Indian Python
Horrid Ground-weaver Spider
Why-me?
Skimleach
Frigate Island Giant Tenebrionid Beetle
Chinese Giant Salamander
Vaquita
Leatherback Sea Turtle
Red Squirrel
Saola
Monarch Butterfly
Largetooth Sawfish
Walrus
White-headed Langur
Masai Giraffe
Reticulated Giraffe
Southern Giraffe
Northern Giraffe
Bactrian Camel
Lemur Leaf Frog
Dugong
Western European Hedgehog
Acknowledgements